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You can just call her Taylor!” Jason & Kylie Kelce react to breaking their daughters’ hilarious habit with Auntie Taylor Swift
Who’s the better dancer, Travis or Jason? If we’re talking about range, it’s Travis. If we’re talking about enthusiasm, it’s Jason. I feel like I just nailed that question. Next time we have a clip of pitting women against each other, we’re going to get the audio of Caitlyn Clark and we’re going to put it in there and we’re going to go, “Don’t try to do that.
” Not going to lie, this morning the dogs ran in to greet me and they came with Bennett [music] and I said, “Hm, why are they all wet? Then he said the toilet. Episode of Not going to lie, a wave original brought to you by Door Dash. I’m your host, Kylie Kelsey, Irish Wolfhound and German Shepherd dog mom to Patty and Freddy because they’re my babies.
Sometimes my kids tell me, “I know you like the dogs better than you like me.” And I say, “No, I don’t.” But consider they don’t talk back. Yes, I’m aware Jason is narrating the Epcot Candlelight Processional in December because I’m hype about it. I love Disney. I just love them. And I think it’s safe to officially say that we’ve convinced Malala to be an Eagles fan.
That’s right. Look at her. She said, “Go Birds, my girl.” Ah. Gosh, I love her. I may or may not have been told by a little birdie that they were impressed by the electricity of the stadium. the electric vibes of the stadium. Let me get a let me get a direct quote here. So much energy in the crowd. I I am so proud of her that she made it to her first NFL game because she we her and I have discussed before she loves football, but the European kind, you know, she has not yet been to an NFL game, but now she has, and she picked a good one,
Eagles home opener. So to summarize this Sunday, this past Sunday, as Malala said, go birds. Yep. Okay. Coming up on today’s episode, a loaded doom scroll, where I’m going to talk about post babies control. I’m also going to get to some ask me some things questions from the real ones about how Finn is adjusting to her sister starting school, who’s the better dancer, Jason or Travis, and how is that even a question? and how early is too early to commit to Halloween costumes.
After that, I’m going to be joined by a hilarious friend of mine and a friend of the show. She’s here to talk about something The Real Ones wanted a deep dive on. Postpartum and the transition from one to multiple kids. It’s Allison Cooch. But before we get to any of that, let’s start things off with the rage bait of the week. Wow. Okay.
Right into it, huh? Sometimes people can’t help but post [ __ ] up [ __ ] that Queen Emma knows is going to set me off. So, let’s see what it is. Queen Emma, what rage bait do you have for me this week? [music] Hey >> [music] >> first of all, goodness gracious, the caption. Oh, I didn’t even notice the caption. The caption says, quote,
“Jason Kelsey’s wife is really down to earth.” Okay, first of all, Queen Emma would like to note that we would typically ignore this, but it has [laughter] a Does it really? Does it really? It has 11 million views. That’s so dumb. I don’t know if it’s intended to insult or intended to compliment, but either way, I think the point was missed be just on the simple fact that it’s unclear.
Also, why are we trying to compare? Cut that out. First of all, you can’t find a clip of me on a red carpet cuz you know where I’m not going to end up on a red [laughter] carpet. Okay? I don’t get fancy. If I do get fancy, I have to sprint around a lake because the Uber driver dropped us off at the wrong door.